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BRITNEY SPEARS's ex-husband KEVIN FEDERLINE has been crowned Father of the Year for the second time in six months.
The latest honour is bestowed upon the dancer-turned-rapper by Las Vegas club Prive - and the honour will be handed out when Federline hosts a party there on 13 June (08), two days before Father's Day.
He was previously given the title by Details magazine last November (07).
Federline currently enjoys custody of his two sons with Spears, Sean Preston, two and Jayden James, one.
Actress Ali Larter reveals she once had to have her thighs duct-taped before a photo shoot because �they were a little too round,� usmagazine.com reports.
Larter, 32, also recalled, in an interview with Allure, another instance when she was shooting a movie on location and the filmmakers noticed she had put on a few pounds.
�The faxes went out from the producers and the director to my agents, to my manager, to call me and ask me to lose weight,� Larter says. �I just remember sitting in my trailer hysterically crying from the embarrassment I felt about myself, my body � and that no one could talk to me directly.�
Now Larter has found the perfect balance. �When I�m in really good shape, I like my butt. It�s juicy.�
Andy Roddick is engaged to swimsuit model Brooklyn Decker, according to a statement on his official website.
“We are thrilled to announce that Andy and Brooklyn Decker are engaged to be married,” the statement read.
The tennis player, 25, proposed to 20-year-old Decker — a model who has appeared in the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition — in early March.
“The couple wanted to tell their family and close friends first but good news travels fast,” according to the statement. “By the time Andy arrived in Miami for the Sony Ericsson Open, the tournament was bustling with the news.”
The two � who met in NYC last year � have yet to set a date.
“With their hectic travel schedules, Andy and Brooklyn plan to enjoy their engagement,” the statement read.
The lineup: Chris Valentine (guitars) and Dexy Valentine (vocals).
The background: We've had a spate of blues-rockin' White Stripes-alikes, even ones trying to throw us off the scent like the all-male Black Keys and all-female the Pack AD, and now we're about to see hordes of duos going for some of that boy-girl Ting Tings action. Pin Me Down's forthcoming Cryptic is one such male-female electro-pop release, and Black Magic by Magic Wands is another. Opening with a memorable fuzzed-up guitar riff that provides the slight melody line, it proceeds along a half-traditional instrumental, half-programmed path, with electronic handclaps providing rhythmic markers as Dexy Valentine intones with the deathless cool of a pop Nico or a nu-rave Debbie Harry about the mystical allure of how's-yer-father.
So who are they, this Jane Birkin and Serge Gainsbourg of glacial, guitar-driven, budget synth-pop who regularly appear onstage with a 5ft stuffed lion for company? They might share a surname but we're not sure if they share a bed - they're certainly not siblings unless they're test-tube orphans, because they didn't meet until 2007, when Chris became addicted to a song he'd found on MySpace by Dexy called Teenage Love that wasn't as platonic as it sounds, with its hardly coquettish rhyming couplet: "This teenage love has got me stuck / Come over now so we can fuck." He got in touch, and they started talking all night on the phone like the titular horny adolescents, writing songs for each other and mailing each other gifts such as toy lions, old records, handwritten poems and a glowing heart lamp which must have cost a fortune in postage and packaging.
But money was the last thing on Chris's mind as he drove 2,000 miles to LA where Dexy was living in an old bed and breakfast in the Hollywood Hills, to help his future paramour pack up her old Mercedes Benz for a trip across the country. Arriving in Nashville, the pair, both former punk rockers, began recording under the name Magic Wands, which they chose because one of Dexy's favourite things sent by Chris during his manic gift-posting spree was a black and white stick with paranormal properties - you might even say it was a magic wand. For fun they began recording songs, the first being one Chris wrote for Dexy called Kiss Me Dead which sounded like Nancy Sinatra fronting the Jesus and Mary Chain or maybe a dream Alan McGee might have once had in which Bananarama frolicked in the studio with Kevin Shields. Since then, Magic Wands have been applying the feedback-MOR treatment to songs like Heartbreak Whirl and Starships, both of which sound like hits on a planet where intriguing, odd little pop songs can and do make the charts.
The buzz: "Occupying the area between the spaced-out vision of the Flaming Lips and Fleetwood Mac at their most emotionally fraught and melodic."
The truth: After Ting Tings, the odd-pop deluge is surely only weeks away.
Most likely to: Pull a hit out of the hat.
Least likely to: Pull a rabbit out of a hat.
What to buy: Black Magic is released on Monday by Ark.
File next to: Ting Tings, Clik Clik, Blondie, Flying Lizards.
Links: www.myspace.com/themagicwands
Tomorrow's new band: Black Affair.
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